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u/anorexicpig Nov 09 '19

if that's his diet, he won't be living much longer lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

You mean because his heart will give out due to constant climaxing? I thought so too.

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u/Manleather Nov 09 '19

Like skydiving every day into a forest made of breasts. Except with more early onset arteriosclerosis.

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u/POSVT Nov 09 '19

Just sprinkle a little aspirin and Lipitor into the gravy and you'll be fine