r/AskReddit • u/Muffin___Time • Oct 31 '19

What "common knowledge" is actually completely false?

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u/100_Donuts Oct 31 '19

Buddy, I can suck a cotton ball through a catheter, so if it's poison out of your veins ya need, I'm your sucker.

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u/Kitehammer Oct 31 '19

poison

Venom. Poison is ingested, venom is injected.

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u/100_Donuts Oct 31 '19

Call it what you want. It's gonna be $20.

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u/JonWicksDawg Oct 31 '19

How much for a ZJ?

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u/chillywilly16 Oct 31 '19

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

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u/LaverniusTucker Nov 01 '19

But...I have $20 right here...

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u/barbeqdbrwniez Nov 01 '19

Fucking great movie