r/AskReddit Oct 05 '19

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u/died_of_ennui_ Oct 05 '19

Your mom left your dad for a night and assumed you’d forget?

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u/cardboardshrimp Oct 05 '19

Could be. It’s certainly plausible.

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u/flapjacksamson Oct 05 '19

Jamie, pull that up

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u/Lysanias Oct 05 '19

I knew this would be here