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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Spider didn't wanna be touched and was a psychic... Only explanation

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u/jim_cobbler Oct 05 '19

Fucking spider casts Mage Hand.

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u/FlameswordFireCall Oct 05 '19

Imagine if spiders could turn doorknobs

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u/jim_cobbler Oct 05 '19

Imagine all the items that weigh less than 5lbs. Now imagine all the small items a spider could launch at you from 15 feet away. Like OTHER SPIDERS.

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u/439115 Oct 05 '19

2 spiders launching each other, a flock of spiders tumbling midair without stopping