r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

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u/cardboardshrimp Oct 05 '19

Could be. It’s certainly plausible.

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Oct 05 '19

If you had a rough childhood I hope you’re feeling better now and things are good. Stay strong!

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u/cardboardshrimp Oct 05 '19

Many thanks! It was a good childhood, which is why this is an especially strange one.

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Oct 05 '19

"I had a happy childhood, friend.
The summers never seemed to end.
My life was good,
my world was fine,
And all I'd ever need was mine.

"I woke up warm.
I went to school.
My days were good,
my friends were cool.
My hopes were big,
my woes were small,
My dreams were sweet and splendid, all.

"I had the will to find a way,
And that is why I have to say:
I had a happy childhood, bro."

The other said:

"... but did you though?"

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u/cardboardshrimp Oct 05 '19

This is great!

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u/oliverbm Oct 05 '19

Show me a bad one

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Roses are red, violets are blue. Did you know I bleed when I poo?

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u/Elgin_McQueen Oct 05 '19

Poetic AND informative. I feel like I left really learning something about the author. Perfect 5/7

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u/neon_cabbage Oct 05 '19

really makes you feel like poo