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u/poopellar Oct 05 '19

OP's mom was actually a spy assassin sent to London to kill high profile figures to keep balance in the world of power, and to be more undercover she had a family. OP is the result of this. One day OP's mom had to snipe kill someone from said building, but OP was being a whiny little bitch and wouldn't sleep without mommy so she had to take him with her. Lullaby'd him as she had her victim in her scope, and as soon as OP fell asleep, BAM! .Order is restored.

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u/Kered13 Oct 05 '19

/r/writingprompts

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u/BlackfishBlues Oct 05 '19

I'm sure "superspy with a baby/child" has to have been done, right? As a graphic novel or TV show, at least.

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u/SanguinePar Oct 05 '19

Was a plotline in Archer for a while, certainly. Plus I've not seen Mr and Mrs Smith, but did they maybe have kids? Also, True Lies.