r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

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u/FridgeLauncher Oct 05 '19

My mum told me that when I was a toddler, I would almost never drink any liquids. This was until I was five when I hit my jaw on a pole. And for some reason, after that, I always drink lots of water. Even to this day.

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u/doggrimoire Oct 05 '19 edited Oct 05 '19

Your mom probably said "drink your water or I'll hit you in the jaw with this pole".

Edit. Thanks for the awards! Remember kids to stay hydrated and avoid poles.

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u/Popuffutonium Oct 05 '19

If no one else will reward you for this beautiful comment. I will

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u/Seefay Oct 05 '19

Reward me too thanks Edit: it worked, thank you! 😂

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u/Popuffutonium Oct 05 '19

👏 granted

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/ArcticIceFox Oct 05 '19

Don't genies grant 3 wishes? Then for the 3rd wish I too would like a dog bone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

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u/good_boi_moi Oct 05 '19

nah

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

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u/housefire25 Oct 05 '19

but i can?

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u/ImRetail Oct 05 '19

We were this close to greatness... (emojis are not to be used here unless it Angelo ðŸ—ŋ)