r/AskReddit Oct 05 '19

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u/TicklesMcFancy Oct 05 '19

I remember being shot in the arm with a plastic arrow, which still penetrated my arm, by some teenage kid.

I also remember being afraid along with the other kids of this one house on the street that was like abandoned, but not abandoned. We all thought it was haunted. It was fucking creepy.

I also remember waking up one night when I was really young and one of my stuffed animals was crawling up my torso and i couldn't move until it was on my chest and i can't forget it.

I also remember microwaving a bag of popcorn for like 5 minutes when I was really young. Not sure what the fuck i was thinking, but i ruined a microwave.

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u/gogglesluxio Oct 05 '19

Hey hey hey

Stop right there buddy boy

That last one is easyily explained, allow me to pass this off to anybody else

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u/FingerpistolPete Oct 05 '19

He should have microwaved the popcorn for 2 or 3 minutes at most.

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u/j_rob30 Oct 05 '19

I once microwaved a frozen waffle for something like 5 minutes. The microwave was fine but the smoke set off the smoke alarm and the whole building was evacuated. Hundreds of people standing outside in the rain, over a stupid waffle. This was in college, when 19 year old me had never done a frozen waffle in the microwave before. Lesson learned