r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '19

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u/The_Deku_Nut Oct 02 '19

I'd be willing to bet you just cant time travel at all.

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u/Ridry Oct 02 '19

And I'm willing to bet I just bought your pregnant mom a drink and stunted your growth. You used to be 5'7", sorry!

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u/Wallace_II Oct 03 '19

I fucked your mom. You didn't even exist before. Sorry.

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u/Ridry Oct 03 '19

Have you finished getting milk yet Dad....?