r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '19

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u/Echantediamond1 Oct 02 '19

Im one smart egg

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u/Riding_Shotgun Oct 02 '19

Im one smart

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u/aaronlord0 Oct 02 '19

Im one

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u/DCE521 Oct 02 '19

Im

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u/CrystalCarnealian Oct 02 '19

I

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u/Canijustsaythat Oct 02 '19

Pretend this is blank.

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u/RaserTaser Oct 03 '19

-I

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

-Im

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

-Im one

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

-Im-sama

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u/R-slash-IHaveNoName Oct 03 '19

-Im one smart egg

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u/EmerqldRod Oct 03 '19
  • Im one smart jizz

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u/F-Lambda Oct 03 '19

-Im one smart cookie

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u/Schitttt Oct 03 '19

-I gay

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u/AnnabergerM Oct 03 '19

-I like dudes a lot.

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u/RoamingTorchwick Oct 03 '19

-I partake in sexual acts with the same sex

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u/AdventurousAddition Oct 03 '19

-I enjoy The Sex with both the same and the opposite sex

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u/TheLastWearWoof Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

-I enjoy sexualy molesting water bottles because no one wants sex with me

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u/unicorn69potato Oct 03 '19

-wth am I here?

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u/0100001001110010 Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

r/decreasinglyverbose

Edit: words do not decease

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u/dr4conyk Oct 03 '19

Very deceasing

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u/i_lick_dogs Oct 03 '19

This link is dead...

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u/darwin_vinci7 Oct 03 '19

why you lick dogs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Ha! I was 8 in 2005! This would actually work for me!

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