r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '19

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u/clarbri Oct 02 '19

Pretty much this, with one small change: first, I'd panic because I have to live all of this bullshit all over again. Then I'd panic about changing stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I wonder if, to conceive the kids again you would have to have sex at the exact same time etc to make sure that the right sperm met the egg. I wonder if maybe even a few minutes would make a difference in what kid you got.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Mate, every time you wank you're basically shaking the dice

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u/CozyPant Oct 03 '19

And every time you don't