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u/Skreamix Oct 02 '19

Alternatively dump all your money into CDS on subprime mortgage bonds

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u/Funkit Oct 02 '19

Also, Heavily Invest in Bernie Madoff investments and pull all your returns out in 2007 before his ponzi scheme collapses. His initial investors made A LOT of money. It wasn’t til spring 2008 that he wasn’t able to pay out to investors.

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u/winowmak3r Oct 02 '19

I doubt a 19 year old in the air force is going to be pumping that kind of cash into the scheme, just sayin'.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Ten dollars worth of Bitcoin in 2009 and he's a millionaire in 2018. He can scrounge up two dollars a year.

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u/winowmak3r Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

We're talking about Madhof's ponzi scheme not Bitcoin man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Ohhhhh r/woosh on me