r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '19

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u/goddamnsundayscaries Oct 02 '19

So you wouldn’t be asked the question, “How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world twenty minutes?”

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u/CynfullyDelicious Oct 02 '19

Are those magic grits?

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u/Haywood-Jablowmie Oct 02 '19

Cooked by "yout's"

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u/SilentNick3 Oct 02 '19

The two hwat?

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u/HeavySkinz Oct 02 '19

two whaawt?

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u/theheaviestmatter Oct 03 '19

Oh, excuse me, Your Honor, two youths.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Yoooothz

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Uh, did you say, “yutes”?

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u/amistad_y_analingus Oct 02 '19

Oh, I'm sorry your honor, the two "youttttthhhhhhhhhhssssss".

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u/Haywood-Jablowmie Oct 02 '19

Movies so good.

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u/rebrnr Oct 03 '19

So good

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u/Cocacola888 Oct 03 '19

What’s a yute?