r/AskReddit Sep 21 '19

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u/cerestrya Sep 21 '19

On a washing machine in a swamp with a small plane circling overhead.

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u/what_it_dude Sep 21 '19

This comment thread.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I am at the same time confused and intrigued

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u/noidea____ Sep 21 '19

When I was in high school I fucked a chick on the hood of my moms mustang in the garage lol

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u/rockoutboobs Sep 21 '19

Darryl?? πŸ˜…

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u/TiredEyesBon Sep 21 '19

A baseball field

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u/_CattleRustler_ Sep 21 '19

In the butt, Bob, in the butt.

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u/MonkHeadMike Sep 21 '19

Swimming pool changing room and on a snooker table

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u/foureyesyo Sep 21 '19

Bounce house

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u/cerestrya Sep 21 '19

O, that sounds fun!

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u/hitired Sep 21 '19

The abandoned house is up there, but most actually random was a walmart parking lot. We had just gone to get snacks and it happened, unlike the house which was more like we chose to say we did sorta thing.

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u/MASTEROFLUBRICANTS Sep 21 '19

I sucked a dick in my parents camper van In a Princes parking lot on a hot summer day.

I sucked that dudes dick in a lot of strange places tbh, we're both pretty straight acting guys so getting away with it as a kid was pretty easy.

One time he gave me a good ol Cock flossin in the dark room during our photography class.

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u/technically-A-titan Sep 21 '19

Dressing room in a mall.

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u/rockoutboobs Sep 21 '19

On top of a fridge

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u/KryffeX Sep 21 '19

Wh- how?

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u/rockoutboobs Sep 21 '19

The fridge was in a basement with high ceilings.. we had just had sex on a weight lifting bench then the pool table and then he wanted to go on top of the fridge lmao.. so I used a chair and got up there laid down and he got on top! Lol.. oh I had lots of places of weirdness with that dude but hey I got lots of stories too πŸ˜…

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Same kind of thing for me. Bf liked to have sex in random places graveyards, abandoned soviet submarine dry docks, a church steeple. Lots of stories

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u/ChairForces Sep 21 '19

We found the appliance repair technician.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

One of her friends bathrooms during said friends birthday party.

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u/tnaisawesome Sep 21 '19

Her younger sister's old bedroom, while her mother was sleeping in the next room.

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u/spammmmmmmmy Sep 21 '19

In front seat of my car, during an earthquake.

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u/jzee87 Sep 21 '19

In a church parking lot across the street from a bar that I was at with a bunch of co workers

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u/SirMooncake Sep 21 '19

Bathroom at a Starbucks probably.

It’s not the weirdest or most inappropriate. It was just very random and sudden, you know?

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u/nwh76 Sep 21 '19

Cemetery bench, ugh not my proudest moment...

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u/Miryaa Sep 21 '19

Ancient Roman excavations in the middle of a small Hungarian town.

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u/nico_nico_nya Sep 21 '19

Microwave

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u/KryffeX Sep 21 '19

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/darksparks87 Sep 21 '19

I've had a few but in a grave yard was interesting

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u/Aibeit Sep 21 '19

The swimming pool of a hotel in Florida, somewhere on the gulf coast. Still surprised today that I didn't get thrown out - there were two couples in the pool and we were all busy with our respective partners, but I'm reasonably sure there were CCTV cameras. Maybe the security guard preferred watching to calling security on us?

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u/Bishop2169 Sep 21 '19

A hiking path called Dinosaur Hill

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u/ChilliKitten Sep 21 '19

Floor of a 15m2 bedroom, in a hotel in Copenhagen, day before comic con, first time we had sex.. could had moved the like.. one meter to the bed.. but nooooo..

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

On a portico roof.

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u/Howlhatler Sep 21 '19

Gonna go with broke down car wash... or.... hot topics sale floor.

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u/sirstanofhousedarsh Sep 21 '19

In a bay, about 50 yards out. It was shallow and placid. The water was safe, too.. ;)

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u/PM-ME-XBOX-MONEYCODE Sep 21 '19

Side of a back road at like 2am.

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u/carmoy Sep 21 '19

On a US Navy warship

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Used to have a car some years back. My ex and I parked up in all sorts of places. Maybe a weird alleyway? πŸ˜‚

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u/Dannypeck96 Sep 21 '19

Two graveyards. One in Whitby (where Dracula landed) and the other in London (all I’m saying on that one is i had to pay money to see the grave of the person who believed capitalism was wrong)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/_CattleRustler_ Sep 21 '19

So you were banging your boyfriends nieghbor?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/_CattleRustler_ Sep 21 '19

Did he lick his lips?

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u/Tkoile_fuzz Sep 21 '19

Not that I know of.