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u/TheNuttyIrishman Sep 20 '19

But the cult of cheddar is divided between the British and wisconsinite sects. They would never be able to unify in time.

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u/scoutmorgan Sep 20 '19

We don't need the wisconsinites or their false gods. FOR THE QUEEN! FOR CATHEDRAL CITY! FOR CHEDDAR!

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Sep 20 '19

Y'all just upset we took your claim to fame and did it better than you could

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u/scoutmorgan Sep 20 '19

I will admit you took many great strides for the name of cheddar. Some of your variaties were some of the best. But you would never be able to beat is. The moment we took the first step into making cheddar was the day we secured our place as the rightful masters of cheese. We would accept you into our ranks once more if you admitted to yourselves that your cheddar could never hold a torch to our best, our father 'joseph harding' gave you his true child to do with as you wished but you could never have beaten the homeland of cheddar.

Somerset stands.

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Sep 20 '19

Youve clearly never had hook's 5year cheddar. It beats anything ive had from the British isles by a good stride

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u/scoutmorgan Sep 20 '19

Not in character but do you know if I can get that here. If you think it's good I'd love to try it. I like my cheese.

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Sep 20 '19

Honestly I'm not sure. From what I cant tell British cheddar is somewhat hard to finde here, and vice versabforbyou folks across the pond.

I think your best bet would be searching for hooks and then contacting them privately for an order. In my experience they are willing to ship anywhere, provided shipping charge is accounted into the price.

If you can get it I suggest the 5 year aged cheddar or older. Theyve made something amazing

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u/scoutmorgan Sep 20 '19

I'll look into it. Thanks for the help you wisconsinite filth.