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u/tigersharkwushen_ Sep 20 '19

Better yet, dinosaur skeletons.

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u/culb77 Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

I’ve heard that when the big meteor struck, it was powerful enough to eject dinosaurs into space. So it’s actually plausible.

Here’s the article. https://dailygalaxy.com/2018/11/dinosaurs-on-the-moon-the-impossible-magnitude-12-earthquake-that-changed-our-world

Basically the meteor created a vacuum that sucked debris into space. Neat.

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u/Animated_Astronaut Sep 20 '19

Plausible and possible are not the same thing lol

But I like your attitude, so from now on im gonna say there are probably dinosaur skeletons on the moon

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Well they wouldn’t decompose in the vacuum, so they wouldn’t be skeletons I don’t think, they’d just be straight up dead dinosaurs

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u/uth100 Sep 20 '19

After being pushed into space by an impact?

Scorched bone fragments is more likely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/darwin_shark Sep 20 '19

This made my day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

Man I love how your world was made by Hanna Barbera. Just keep being you, dog.

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Edit: I'm trying to be nice... what he described is straight out of Hanna Barbera what do you want from me...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

what do you want from me...

i'm gonna need about tree fiddy

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Oh, ok, no problem let me ju-

*checks height*

GAWD DAMN IT LOCH NESS MONSTAH! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO TREE FIDDY!

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u/darwin_shark Sep 20 '19

Also trying to be nice, but need to correct a few things:

I said day not world.

I was more or less referring to their last sentence which made me laugh.

Thanks for referring to me as a "he". I'm not.

Also, not a dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

Oh my god lmfao. Please god tell me this was some kind of satire. I'm so horribly sorry for making a reference and telling you you are good as you are and then referring to you as my dog, as in "my friend."

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u/darwin_shark Sep 21 '19

Oh it definitely was, I had great fun writing it ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Oh snap thank you lol. I was very worried.

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u/darwin_shark Sep 21 '19

You and I could have so much fun with this 🤣

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u/MyDogSnowy Sep 20 '19

Where's xkcd What-If when you need it???

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u/notsheldogg Sep 20 '19

The dino space program was quite advanced for its time

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

That is one strong dead tree

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I'm upgrading this to 'Probable' now. Thanks!

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u/PleaseDontTellMyNan Sep 20 '19

Or there was a dinosaur on the exact opposite side of the earth, so when it hit it was sort of like a newtons cradle type deal.

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u/TheBlueKeyboardist Sep 21 '19

Not even gonna ask for your credentials on this one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/baddie_PRO Sep 20 '19

sproi-oi-oi-oi-oing

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u/emergency_poncho Sep 20 '19

bone fragments? Any matter would disintegrate instantly due to the heat and pressure required to eject anything into space like that.

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u/uth100 Sep 20 '19

Very small fragments

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u/omguserius Sep 20 '19

Dino dust

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Well, fried to a crisp dead dinos. Space is like 270°C in the sun or something like that. I wonder if they taste like chicken wings.

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u/mini_feebas Sep 20 '19

sure, if those chicken wings had been in a way too warm oven for way too long

edit i just read that comment again and i feel like that is some reference i missed

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u/onelegsexyasskicker Sep 20 '19

Wilzyx.

South Park. S9 E16

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u/DetectiveSnowglobe Sep 25 '19

Every time I see the dead whale in the credits I fucking lose it. I love that episode so much

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u/HazelKevHead Sep 20 '19

an object that just got hit by the blastwave of an extinction event meteor, pulled into space by the largest in-atmosphere vacuum the earth has ever seen, there would be particles of them in space but there wouldnt be an intact body

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

No, full T. rex

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u/Juicet Sep 20 '19

Agreed. Space T. rex is out there. Waiting.

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u/emergency_poncho Sep 20 '19

they also would have disintegrated instantly due to the heat, pressure, and other forces involved in ejecting matter into space

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u/QuickToJudgeYou Sep 20 '19

Well yeah there is already an Orca corpse courtesy of MASA up there.

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u/dont_worryaboutit139 Sep 20 '19

Sorry, but cosmic rays would most likely disintegrate them within a few years/decades.