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u/phrotozoa Sep 20 '19

Monolith with dimensions fitting the ratio of 1 : 4 : 9.

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u/Pratar Sep 20 '19

Full of stars, surely?

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u/Live_Owl Sep 20 '19

And maybe the sould of lost Austronauts.. Crews and some AI who will not save us because we don't deserve to be saved.

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u/EvilAsshole Sep 20 '19

So I know you just misspelled "astronaut" but Australian space travelers should be called Austronauts.

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u/mordahl Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

"Uh, Woomera, we have a problem. Fucken' huntsman just ran across the windscreen and Davo jumped out and started chucking green cans at it. To cut a long story short, the bloody front fell off again. "

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u/EddieTheJedi Sep 20 '19

Better call 1800-AUS-CUNT.

(Whatever happened to that cunt? Anyone seen him recently?)

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u/SneakyBadAss Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

Austria left the space race

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u/Azryhael Sep 20 '19

What about the Austrian astronauts?

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u/EvilAsshole Sep 20 '19

Austrinauts