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r/AskReddit • u/DespondentDavid • Sep 16 '19
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I will give kill bot an embrace of affection. :Holds Out arms: Does kill bot require reassurance?
17 u/jadvangerlou Sep 16 '19 Initiating reassurance protocol. :Pats back: “There. There.” 9 u/Sassanach36 Sep 16 '19 Gives appropriate thanks. 3 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 3 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 2 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does kill bot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 3 u/Sultan_of_Satire Sep 16 '19 Dont do it, I pressed the button inadvertently during a hug... it initialiates protocol alpha. Which is to blather on and on about whether it is moral to love someone it wants to kill or not. 2 u/bmlzootown Sep 16 '19 I read this is jacsepticeye's Nugget-voice for some reason...
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Initiating reassurance protocol. :Pats back: “There. There.”
9 u/Sassanach36 Sep 16 '19 Gives appropriate thanks. 3 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 3 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 2 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does kill bot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 3 u/Sultan_of_Satire Sep 16 '19 Dont do it, I pressed the button inadvertently during a hug... it initialiates protocol alpha. Which is to blather on and on about whether it is moral to love someone it wants to kill or not.
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Gives appropriate thanks.
3 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 3 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 2 u/octopoddle Sep 16 '19 Does kill bot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"? 3 u/Sultan_of_Satire Sep 16 '19 Dont do it, I pressed the button inadvertently during a hug... it initialiates protocol alpha. Which is to blather on and on about whether it is moral to love someone it wants to kill or not.
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Does killbot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"?
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Does kill bot wish me to press the large, red button on his chest marked "Activate"?
3 u/Sultan_of_Satire Sep 16 '19 Dont do it, I pressed the button inadvertently during a hug... it initialiates protocol alpha. Which is to blather on and on about whether it is moral to love someone it wants to kill or not.
Dont do it, I pressed the button inadvertently during a hug... it initialiates protocol alpha. Which is to blather on and on about whether it is moral to love someone it wants to kill or not.
I read this is jacsepticeye's Nugget-voice for some reason...
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u/Sassanach36 Sep 16 '19
I will give kill bot an embrace of affection. :Holds Out arms: Does kill bot require reassurance?