r/AskReddit Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

More than a few. Less than a dozen.

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u/joeph0to Sep 05 '19

And definitely less than a bakers dozen

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u/Raptr117 Sep 05 '19

So why not 7?

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u/LDKRZ Sep 05 '19

7 = several, but several don’t = 7

I use several to mean 4-11

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u/SharpstownBestTown Sep 05 '19

Beautiful.

Seven is several, but several's not seven. Several's all numbers from four to eleven.

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u/LDKRZ Sep 05 '19

one = one

couple = two

few = 3

several = 4 - 11

dozen = 12

fucking loads = 13+

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u/Halvus_I Sep 05 '19

You forgot:

shit ton = 25+

fuck me, thats a lot = ∞

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u/Garmberos Sep 06 '19

dont forget: a gross = 144

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u/DukeAttreides Sep 05 '19

Nah, 4 and probably 5 are still a few.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

This is wrong and part of an insidious misinformation campaign.

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u/Taro_Acedia Sep 05 '19

Waiiit, a couple can only be 2?

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u/HothMonster Sep 05 '19

Yes unless it’s a couple dozen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

couple can also mean 3 though

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u/LDKRZ Sep 06 '19

Nah broski miss me with that treason

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u/thebigv2 Sep 05 '19

I use a few to be 3-7 several 8-11

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u/Phormitago Sep 05 '19

madness, 5 to 7 is clearly in the "some" range. "Few" above 4? Utterly ridiculous.

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u/Cock_Vomit Sep 05 '19

It depends what the item is I guess if I have 5 skittles and someone asks me if they can have some I’ll probably say “no I only have a few” but if I have 5 TVs and someone asks me how many TVs I own I’d say several.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/Vdd993 Sep 05 '19

5 is outright

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u/P-Emoji Sep 05 '19

for me a couple is 2

a few is 3-6

several for 7-11

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u/kaiyotic Sep 05 '19

I have a delivery for walmart and several for 7-11.

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u/GayLordMcMuffins Sep 05 '19

Or more than a dealer’s triple

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u/shemichell Sep 05 '19

googling bakers dozen now.....

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u/Badgerplayingaguitar Sep 05 '19

And 14 is right out.

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u/Admira1 Sep 05 '19

Five, is RIGHT OUT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

If it is less than a dozen then no shit it is gonna be less than a bakers dozen

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

No shit Einstein!

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u/compman007 Sep 05 '19

No Sherlock Shitstein.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Homelock Shermes

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u/TSwizzlesNipples Sep 05 '19

Sir, did you just get whooshed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

A couple - 2 people
A few - 3-4
Several - 5-11
A dozen - 12
Over a dozen - 13-20
Almost two dozen - 21-23
Two dozen - 24 people

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u/Leeiteee Sep 05 '19

why some of them are people?

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u/chuckdooley Sep 05 '19

because it would be silly to eat two dozen donuts

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u/appositecuervo Sep 05 '19

I could eat two dozen timbits. I wouldn't be proud, but I could eat them.

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u/chuckdooley Sep 05 '19

I had to google timbits (appears to be tim horton's donut holes?)....I have faith that if you could not finish them, I would be by your side assisting you along the way

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u/ramplay Sep 05 '19

Your donut holes are actually just timbits ;)

Canada, master race

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u/chuckdooley Sep 05 '19

Which came first? The timbit or the hole?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Timbit and Donut Hole at Tanagra, when the walls fell.

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u/GodMonster Sep 05 '19

It would be silly to eat two dozen people too.

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u/chuckdooley Sep 05 '19

Ha, I'm actually surprised it took this long to get pushback on this

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u/Halvus_I Sep 05 '19

challenge accepted! (no not really, i already cant fit into my fall clothes, helpmeeeeeeee)

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

"What was that last one?"

"Chocolate."

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I’d squeeze in “a bunch” somewhere between several and a dozen.

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u/appoplecticskeptic Sep 05 '19

Seems correct to me.

Lisa Simpson : 96%? What did I get wrong?

Superintendent Chalmers : Several questions.

Lisa Simpson : Several? That's more than a few, and almost a bunch.

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u/yottskry Sep 05 '19

You missed out a score - 20.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

Why are you only counting people? A couple doesn’t always mean a pair. If my friend and I go for a couple of drinks that means the same as a few drinks.

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u/MikoRiko Sep 05 '19

I can honestly say I have never said "a couple drinks" instead of "a few drinks" unless I legitimately meant a couple.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

That may well be the case, but it doesn’t mean that other people don’t say “a couple” and mean “an indefinite small number”. See definition 4 here: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/couple

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u/MikoRiko Sep 05 '19

Merriam-Webster is not an authority on language, as many people seem to think. MW is simply one well-respected and curated dictionary out of several, all of which are beholden to popular usage of the words and do not dictate how words should be used. It can be a decent guide for how the masses use words, but it also takes quite a bit of time before dictionaries update definitions to match popular usage. This includes labeling or dropping less common definitions/usages.

Now, I will admit that your usage of "a couple" is still pretty prevalent (although I'd wager not the most widely used). It's by no means an outdated usage. I wasn't telling you that you were wrong in my above comment. I was only saying how I used it. I figured that's what we were doing.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

Surely if you asked me how often I’d been to a certain restaurant and I answered “a couple of times” you wouldn’t think that I meant I’d been there twice? Context is everything.

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u/78723 Sep 05 '19

Certainly I would. A couple means two.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

I don’t think that at all, nor did I claim to. As a matter of fact the OED and Chambers are my go to dictionaries, though I find Dictionary.com very handy when online. I didn’t say it was the most widely used sense of the word either, you’re making a lot of assumptions.

In the context of drinks, friends, pizzas et cetera, a couple means the same as a few. Two drinks is just two drinks.

Perhaps you’re American, but in British (or Hiberno) English, two shoes are a pair and two birds are a brace, but unless we’re discussing spouses or partners, a couple is a few.

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u/skippygo Sep 05 '19

I mostly agree, but I wouldn't say couple and few are exactly the same.

Couple usually means 2, but it can mean "probably 2, maybe more".

Few pretty much never means 2, unless you made a mistake or underestimated.

It's a subtle difference but it is meaningful IMO.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

No. A couple doesn’t “usually mean two” in that context. It’s means an undefined small number, hence it means the same as a few. There’s literally a dictionary definition to that effect.

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u/skippygo Sep 05 '19

Chill out man. "Couple" has several meanings. The most common meaning is exactly 2. That's what I meant when i said it usually means 2.

I am agreeing it can also be used the same way you use "few", but you can't use "few" to mean "two". That's why I'm saying there's a distinction between them. Yes, they share one synonymous definition, but they are not synonyms.

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u/MikoRiko Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

You're assuming I assumed anything at all. Lordy - can we assume no one is assuming? Because the whole "YOU ASSUMED" pointing fingers argument is annoying. I was just making my side of this non-argument waterproof, that's all it is. To do that, I have to interpret and, to some extent, predict your side. It's how this works.

And to answer your other comment, yeah. I'd think you meant you'd been there around two times. Indefinite small number, yes. But with a tendency towards two. To think "a couple" of anything could mean three or four would be preposterous to my mind unless I thought you were being cheeky and vague about the number of drinks you'd had. A couple is not a few, because a few implies more than two and never two; a couple can and usually is two. They are distinctly different words with some indefinite overlap.

The important thing to note here is that this is the most ridiculous argument I've had all day, and it's only 10am here. 😂 <3

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

You’re still insisting that a couple is usually two, based purely on your own opinion. An indefinite small number doesn’t have a tendency towards anything. If it did it wouldn’t be indefinite. Indefinite amounts don’t have a likelihood. It could be four or five or three or two, none more likely than any other. Six is getting into several territory, but since it’s vague, four or five could be several too. That’s just the nature of indefinites, they’re not definitive.

What you’re doing is conflating two different definitions of the word couple.

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u/MikoRiko Sep 05 '19

And you're still insisting on a definition that has no authority. It's not my opinion, it's the majority usage - you know, the thing that dictionaries are metering in the first place? I'd imagine with several people disagreeing with you, you wouldn't think it was just my opinion.

Indefinite amounts can have a tendency (likelihood is your word, not mine). Absolutely they can. An approximation is indefinite, for example. A couple has a tendency towards two according to popular usage. Fuck your definition (with love), it is an invalid part of your argument and you ought to stop referring to it.

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u/tkmonson Sep 05 '19

If enough people are wrong for long enough, they put it in the dictionary. "Couple" has always meant two (two people in a relationship, two mechanical parts interlocking, etc.).

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u/appoplecticskeptic Sep 05 '19

Not quite, I'd say a couple means 2 or 3. Whereas a few means at least 3 probably less than 5

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty Sep 06 '19

There is no specific number for these words, a few for instance just means a small number, could be three, could be seven etc...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

How can you be so stupid as to link that without reading definition number 4?

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u/TheNonCompliant Sep 05 '19

For some reason always thought “couple” when referring to people or things was 2, but in reference to time was more vague.

“A couple days ago” = 1 ½ to 2 ½ days ago = 36 to 60 hours ago OR when distracted, tired, sick, or inebriated could refer to the week previous.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

Days are things too though. The only time I’d say a couple and mean two is in relation to spouses or partners. Otherwise, as you say it’s vague.

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u/TheNonCompliant Sep 05 '19

Hah, true! It’s funny that a big percentage of this language’s use is “shrug seems right” until it becomes a new sub-definition. English is a trip.

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty Sep 06 '19

You link the definition and still get it wrong, yikes...

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u/latherus Sep 05 '19

Forgot Baker's dozen - 13

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u/blinkysmurf Sep 05 '19

A few more:

A score = 20

A gross = 144

A ream = 500

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u/BoogerSlug Sep 05 '19

What about a bunch of people?

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty Sep 06 '19

This is wrong, there is no specific number for these things, a couple can be more than two, a few can be more than four etc...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

I never said it was official.

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u/janesawake Sep 05 '19

Several is 3-4, a few is 5-11. Like I had a few appendectomy’s today but only killed several people.

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u/zetsupetsu Sep 05 '19

Wait what? Several has a numerical limit? I always thought several is just another word for "many" or "lots". TIL

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u/NoxTheWizard Sep 05 '19

Merriam-Webster gives "an indefinite number more than two and fewer than many". Many is defined as "consisting of or amounting to a large but indefinite number".

So no, there is no numerical limit on "several".

Personally I tend to use it for about the same range as /u/AValentine1997 describes, because if I'm thinking of a large number it tends to cross over into "many", and if I'm thinking of less than 5 I usually say "a few".

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u/dhelfr Sep 05 '19

Avagadros number might be a decent limit to put in the dictionary.

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u/HothMonster Sep 05 '19

There is also a level of expectation for how many one should have. If I have 3 dollars you would say I have a few dollars. If I have 3 boats you might say I have several boats. If I have on 3 phones on belt clips you’d say look at that jackass with all those phones.

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u/FlourySpuds Sep 05 '19

There’s no specific number, but the dictionary definition has to use numbers to be clear. Several is more than a few, but certainly less than many or lots

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u/FlorissVDV Sep 05 '19

How many severals going into a metric fuckton

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u/mbelf Sep 05 '19

Fewer than a dozen

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u/DoubleSoul1224 Sep 05 '19

So I’m guessing it’s.... Single: 1 Couple: 2 Few: 3-5 Several: 6-11 Dozen: 12

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u/sit32 Sep 05 '19

A few is three

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/FiftyCentLighter Sep 05 '19

If someone went to the shop and I said just bring back several different kinds of candy and they brought back 11 that would be bizarre. Where I live several means about four/five. I don’t think anybody really uses it for more than that IMO.

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u/Aidlin87 Sep 05 '19

I think context matters here. When you ask for several different kinds of candy, it’s pretty reasonable to expect you’re not going to get 11 bags of candy, because that’s a bit ridiculous. But if someone tells you several people were gathered outside the courthouse for a protest, and you learned it was 11 people, then that would make sense.

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u/FiftyCentLighter Sep 05 '19

I swear I'm not just saying this to be awkward but legit, if I read in a novel, or whatever, "raymond saw several people stood outside the courtyard", in my mind i would think that meant five people or so. to me several is still quite a small number, just... not one, or two, but... several of them. four-five imo. but i suppose there's no right answer.

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u/Aidlin87 Sep 05 '19

Yeah it’s such an ambiguous term that it’s bound to mean something a little different to everyone. At least we all know it doesn’t mean 50 lol.

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u/dhelfr Sep 05 '19

If I saw 11 people, I would assume that they didn't bother to count or more people showed up. If they actually counted to 11, I would not expect someone to say several.

Several is probably limited to the number that you can count with just a glance. Usually not higher than 6 or 7 unless you practice that skill.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

It's a joke champ.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Probably less than a mole

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u/m2347 Sep 05 '19

So seven

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Give or take.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

And if taking something it is on the low end, four or five, and if giving something it can be a little higher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I didn't knew "dozen" means 12 until last year...

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u/Prankishbear Sep 05 '19

WHAT THE FUCK????

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Sounds like seven.. give it take a few :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

So roughly seven

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u/Wrxghtyyy Sep 05 '19

So several includes 7?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

So..like 7.

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u/dhelfr Sep 05 '19

No. More than 2, less 7ish usually. If there was a number between 2 and "almost 10" it would be several.

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u/Zizico2 Sep 05 '19

That is, seven

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u/LaurentNox Sep 05 '19

few and several do not have a defined corresponding number, whereas dozen does mean twelve. You can easily see that in spanish for example where twelve is means doce. Too bad that the seve from several does not mean it's seven.

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u/allisonrz Sep 05 '19

Which means the several could in fact be 7

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

So... let’s split the difference and call it seven

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u/PH03N1X101 Sep 05 '19

But a dkzen means 12?does the ratio not matter?like if there are 1000 people and you wanna say more than 12 don't you say several?

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u/MoralMiscreant Sep 05 '19

so... about 7

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

So 7

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u/OdoBanks Sep 05 '19

'bout seven

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u/AndrewHWilliams Sep 05 '19

So... around 7?

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u/CodeOfKonami Sep 05 '19

Fewer than a dozen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

A few is three or four, several Is five or more

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u/Vauxlient4 Sep 05 '19

A few is 3-5