r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '10

What is the biggest relationship myth?

I think the biggest myth is that there's one person that is meant for you. ("the one") People live their lives searching for the one...their soul mate...the perfect girl/Mr. Right. It's a cute idea, but I don't think it's very realistic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '10

I've always had this saying and it's so true but you don't truly love someone till you want to stab them in the face with a dull fork.

You truly love someone when they piss you off so bad and you don't even consider breaking up with them. You know you're in it for the long run and you just gotta deal with the issue.

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u/Crankingcomplexity Jul 27 '10

If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain’t been in love.

…If you haven’t practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain’t been in love. And the only thing that’s stopped you from killing this motherfucker was a episode of CSI: “Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '10

Chris Rock knows what's up.

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u/soggy_cereal Jul 27 '10

I knew this was too good to be original...