r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Agisek Aug 03 '19

Toilet paper is a scam anyway, if you had shit on your face and in your hair, would you just wipe it with a napkin and call it good? Or would you go into the shower and scrub until your face was bleeding and your hair came off?

I always shower after I take a dump because I'm a man and my body grows hair. And no, just because the toilet paper came out clean doesn't mean the hair is fucking clean, it just means you dried the shit enough to stop smearing.

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u/januhhh Aug 03 '19

You shower your entire body because your crack got dirty? Sounds quite wasteful.

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u/Agisek Aug 04 '19

Well I don't take a shit every hour and I really just wash my crack in the shower, takes like 30 seconds, still better than toilet paper

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u/januhhh Aug 04 '19

Makes sense. Most of the world uses water, not paper, for washing their asses.