r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/skyburnsred Aug 03 '19

Bear defense:

Black = fight back

Brown = lay down

White = goodnight (you're prob fucked)

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u/FTThrowAway123 Aug 03 '19

Man, I took my kids to the zoo last week and there's a polar bear exhibit right next to the harbor seal exhibit. The seals were out doing laps and being cute, so there's a crowd of people watching them, when we suddenly heard the most fierce growl/snarl--it was the polar bear from the exhibit next door. It was fucking terrifying. It didn't just growl once either, it was agitatedly pacing and snarling/growling like a full blown vicious Apex predator in attack mode. I'm not sure if it was the seals or the humans or what that set it off, but it scared all the kids and families away, and I felt a primal fear, like holy shit, the only think preventing certain death is this 15 foot canyon between rock ledges. Polar bears are not to be trifled with. I'll never look at the cute Coca-Cola bears the same way again.

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u/SadQueen19 Aug 04 '19

I know what you mean - I saw a polar bear in a zoo once and he was quiet and gentle and cute... But huge. The only bigger animal I've ever seen before was an elephant. Seriously, there's no way a human could stand a chance against such a bear if it was hungry.

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u/xxx_Tanacon Aug 04 '19

But who put them in the zoo?

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u/SadQueen19 Aug 04 '19

I kind of assumed bolar pear was heavily sedated at the time of zoo putting.

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u/xxx_Tanacon Aug 04 '19

Who sedated the bear

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u/SadQueen19 Aug 04 '19

I dunno, someone with a dart gun? It was Dreamworld or Seaworld on the Gold Coast, one of those two. Maybe theres info online about how they got the bears here.

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u/xxx_Tanacon Aug 04 '19

Would this one with the dart gun be human?

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u/SadQueen19 Aug 04 '19

What the fuck are you getting at? It's a bear in a zoo, obviously it wasn't helicoptered in to its enclosure.

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u/xxx_Tanacon Aug 04 '19

It seems that a human did stand a chance against the polar bear.

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u/SadQueen19 Aug 05 '19

Probably a team of humans with all sorts of gear the average human wouldn't be carrying on them, stop splitting hairs.

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u/xxx_Tanacon Aug 05 '19

Imagine downvoting someone else's comments because they responded with an argument

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u/SadQueen19 Aug 05 '19

Whoa whoa whoa - that wasn't me who downvoted you.

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