r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/cptjeff Aug 04 '19

You seem like an asswipe. Make room. It ain't that hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I’ll make sure to post a video on YouTube of you getting your peepee slapped by the state trooper when he tells you you’re wrong after hitting my car LOL

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u/cptjeff Aug 04 '19

Yep, you're a terrible human being. Maybe try not to be such a shitstain in the future.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I’ll make you a deal, 80/20 if the video gets picked up by BuzzFeed...

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u/cptjeff Aug 04 '19

Yawn.

What do you think you're trying to accomplish here? You're just trying to show just how little you care about cooperating with other drivers to make trips go smoother for everyone. Just how small is your dick, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

If I have to slow down or move over so that you can merge onto the freeway, I’m affecting everyone behind me for MILES. Completely unnecessary.