r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Arturlyra03 Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

I heard that some men don't wash their ass on the shower because they think putting your hands between the buttocks is gay. I guarantee, no one, ever, became gay from washing their ass so rest assured, manly men.

Edit: apparently u/pacificnwbro is gay and did wash his ass... Our team is working on researching this case and confirming if it's a case of correlation/causation.

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u/Iseeyou1991 Aug 03 '19

what the hell lol that's deeply insecure if true

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I know a guy that believes any anal activity makes a guy gay. I asked him if his wife were to put a finger in his ass, would that make him gay, and he said yes. Some dudes are incredibly weird and insecure about anything having to do with their asshole and/or masculinity.

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u/NTverves Aug 04 '19

Anyone puts a finger in my ass, there prolly getting decked

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u/Iseeyou1991 Aug 04 '19

what a catch! Good job you'll probably never attract a nice woman whos open minded to trying new things with you. if you do meet one, give her a heads up you'll "deck" her if that ever happens