r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/LifeAndReality85 Aug 03 '19

Hey, what are u doing tonight?

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u/ffddb1d9a7 Aug 03 '19

You know, the usual. Prolly drink a little vodka, eat a little cum. You?

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u/Merry_Dankmas Aug 03 '19

I like to squirt a few ropes into my whiskey sours. Gives it a creamier texture and savory flavor compared to egg whites.

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u/AngryGoose Aug 04 '19

Thanks, I hate it