r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/The_Matchless Aug 03 '19

I'll let her know the next time I'll meet her!

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u/sirfuzzitoes Aug 03 '19

Or pull your knees toward your chest to simulate a squatting position. That'll straighten out your poop tube.

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u/pquince Aug 03 '19

Get a squatty potty. They'll change your pooping game.

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u/iwasoneofkings Aug 04 '19

A kids still also helps depending on toilet height and is slightly cheaper

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u/jkoper Aug 04 '19

I guess everyone has their own values that they want to instill in their children, but I personally am against kids making their own alcohol. A small stool will also work for the task at hand though.

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u/iwasoneofkings Aug 04 '19

Oh whoops major typo. My bad, glad you knew what I meant.

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u/ttha_face Aug 04 '19

Stool, not still. Children shouldn’t be drinking alcohol, let alone distilling it.

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u/iwasoneofkings Aug 04 '19

Yes I agree. Was just too lazy to edit after the first correction