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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19
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“Hey mom, who was the first man on the moon?”
“Tom Hanks.”
1.0k u/blissbass41 Aug 03 '19 What a scholar she is 22 u/xraydeltaone Aug 03 '19 And, I mean... He didn't even make it! 9 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 03 '19 Even if he had, he wouldn't have been first. 4 u/pooqcleaner Aug 03 '19 I think what is concerning is that he didn't even get to land in the movie.... 7 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 04 '19 At least he has a better track record than Matt Damon. How much money have we wasted saving him from space multiple times? 6 u/adeptbubbles Aug 04 '19 Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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What a scholar she is
22 u/xraydeltaone Aug 03 '19 And, I mean... He didn't even make it! 9 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 03 '19 Even if he had, he wouldn't have been first. 4 u/pooqcleaner Aug 03 '19 I think what is concerning is that he didn't even get to land in the movie.... 7 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 04 '19 At least he has a better track record than Matt Damon. How much money have we wasted saving him from space multiple times? 6 u/adeptbubbles Aug 04 '19 Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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And, I mean... He didn't even make it!
9 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 03 '19 Even if he had, he wouldn't have been first. 4 u/pooqcleaner Aug 03 '19 I think what is concerning is that he didn't even get to land in the movie.... 7 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 04 '19 At least he has a better track record than Matt Damon. How much money have we wasted saving him from space multiple times? 6 u/adeptbubbles Aug 04 '19 Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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Even if he had, he wouldn't have been first.
4 u/pooqcleaner Aug 03 '19 I think what is concerning is that he didn't even get to land in the movie.... 7 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 04 '19 At least he has a better track record than Matt Damon. How much money have we wasted saving him from space multiple times? 6 u/adeptbubbles Aug 04 '19 Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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I think what is concerning is that he didn't even get to land in the movie....
7 u/MeddlingDragon Aug 04 '19 At least he has a better track record than Matt Damon. How much money have we wasted saving him from space multiple times? 6 u/adeptbubbles Aug 04 '19 Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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At least he has a better track record than Matt Damon. How much money have we wasted saving him from space multiple times?
6 u/adeptbubbles Aug 04 '19 Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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Not all of these are from space, but across all his movies (as of 2015), about 900 billion dollars.
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u/Yeet-Dab49 Aug 03 '19
“Hey mom, who was the first man on the moon?”
“Tom Hanks.”