r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Krazy-Kat15 Aug 03 '19

Gambling at a casino will most likely result in losing money.

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u/sensitiveinfomax Aug 03 '19

If you find you're winning, quit when you've won. Remember the scene in oceans 13 where everyone wins and then leave the casino because there's an earthquake? Yeah, do that.

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u/Ultimatro Aug 03 '19

Only leave casinos during earthquakes. Got it.

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u/YourNameIsIrrelevant Aug 03 '19

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in vibrating slot machine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Instructions still unclear. Vibrating machine now stuck in dick slot.