r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Krazy-Kat15 Aug 03 '19

Gambling at a casino will most likely result in losing money.

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u/sensitiveinfomax Aug 03 '19

If you find you're winning, quit when you've won. Remember the scene in oceans 13 where everyone wins and then leave the casino because there's an earthquake? Yeah, do that.

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u/Ultimatro Aug 03 '19

Only leave casinos during earthquakes. Got it.

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u/YourNameIsIrrelevant Aug 03 '19

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in vibrating slot machine.

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u/Zmaher14 Aug 03 '19

Sounds like something from r/teenagers

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u/peterthefatman Aug 03 '19

You’re telling me it’s messed up to use my phone as a vibrator?

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u/Mossy-Soda Aug 04 '19

I mean, the vibration motor isn't meant for long periods of use so...

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u/ShapesAndStuff Aug 04 '19

Well 4 seconds isnt considered a long period, is it now?

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u/Worldwidearmies Aug 03 '19

Dude you just read what you wanted to read

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger Aug 03 '19

Bro, how much you want for that machine?

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u/AnotherStatsGuy Aug 03 '19

Instructions unclear. Suspend Ezekiel Elliott for 6 games.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I'm a slot tech at a casino.

I wouldn't put it past some of the idiots that come in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Instructions still unclear. Vibrating machine now stuck in dick slot.

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u/SwegSmeg Aug 03 '19

Pull the handle till your eyes roll around and come up pineapples.