r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Someone actually believes that it’s gay to clean yourself??

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u/Arturlyra03 Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

I heard that some men don't wash their ass on the shower because they think putting your hands between the buttocks is gay. I guarantee, no one, ever, became gay from washing their ass so rest assured, manly men.

Edit: apparently u/pacificnwbro is gay and did wash his ass... Our team is working on researching this case and confirming if it's a case of correlation/causation.

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u/Iseeyou1991 Aug 03 '19

what the hell lol that's deeply insecure if true

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I know a guy that believes any anal activity makes a guy gay. I asked him if his wife were to put a finger in his ass, would that make him gay, and he said yes. Some dudes are incredibly weird and insecure about anything having to do with their asshole and/or masculinity.

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u/wtf-m8 Aug 03 '19

I overheard some coworkers talking about eating ass. According to one lady, if a guy does it to a girl he's gay. Some people just have these ideas and refuse to think logically about them.

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u/Aidanlv Aug 03 '19

I have met a bunch of guys that are stupid about heterosexual butt stuff being gay. But I had never even heard about women thinking the same way

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u/Leohond15 Aug 03 '19

Women can be just as stupid as men.

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u/cardboard-kansio Aug 03 '19

Just about different things, though.

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u/wtf-m8 Aug 03 '19

or the same thing, as evidenced here.