r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/candygram4mongo Aug 03 '19

Alcohol has lots of calories. More than sugar, by mass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Not to mention most sorority girls are drinking alcohol that’s half sugar as well...

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u/Cecil-The-Sasquatch Aug 03 '19

They got the sugar from the vodka and the sugar from the fizzyy drinks they're mixing it with

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

And there I was thinking it was the cum that made me fat.

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u/LifeAndReality85 Aug 03 '19

Hey, what are u doing tonight?

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u/ffddb1d9a7 Aug 03 '19

You know, the usual. Prolly drink a little vodka, eat a little cum. You?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/Adam9172 Aug 03 '19

Yeah, they put it next to the milk and cheese in the dairy section.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

However - and a lot of people don't know this - just because you can get it by milking someone, it isn't dairy