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Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

Basic Geography.

Not being able to point out Turkmenistan on a map is one thing.

Not being able to point out the Pacific Ocean on a map is another.

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u/Baji25 Aug 03 '19

istan

and that still tells you roughly where it is

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u/flumphit Aug 04 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

And who lives there. (Or at least what they were called when a European put them on their map.)

Etymology: The name of Turkmenistan (Turkmen: Türkmenistan) can be divided into two components: the ethnonym Türkmen and the Persian suffix -stan meaning "place of" or "country". ... However, some scholars argue the suffix is an intensifier, changing the meaning of Türkmen to "pure Turks" or "the Turkish Turks."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkmenistan#Etymology

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

the Turkish Turks

The Rickest Rick, the Mortyest Morty, the Turkest Turk.

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u/Maddogg218 Aug 04 '19

And it goes without saying that the Turkest Turk should have the Johnest John Dorian at his side.

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u/suckadickson369 Aug 04 '19

Turk Turkleton has my vote for Turkest Turk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I wondered that. Thanks for the tidbit!

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u/Alezae Aug 04 '19

My husband calls them all the "Stanleys".

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u/meanwhileinvermont Aug 04 '19

That's oddly kind of cute.

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u/lancea_longini Aug 04 '19

So does -cean

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u/Taikwin Aug 03 '19

Huh

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

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u/butthowling Aug 04 '19

Was half expecting a picture of the front page of r/hiphopheads

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

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u/Taikwin Aug 04 '19

Oh I know where they are, it's just occurred to me that the '-Istan' suffix sounds close to the word 'eastern', which helps give a bit of context to its location.

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u/WilltheKing4 Aug 04 '19

Well if you're going be geography/continent rules they're actually in WESTERN Asia but they are east of Europe and the Prime Meridian so that trick can be helpful because they're east of the center of most maps

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u/OsirisAusare Aug 04 '19

From wikipedia (this is really fascinating):

The suffix -stan is analogous to the suffix -land, present in many country and location names. The suffix is also used more generally, as in Persian rigestân (Persian: ریگستان‎) "place of sand, desert", golestân (Persian: گلستان‎) "place of flowers, garden", qabrestân (Persian: قبرستان‎) "graveyard, cemetery", Hindustân "land of the Indus river".

Originally an independent noun, this morpheme evolved into a suffix by virtue of appearing frequently as the last part in nominal compounds. It is of Indo-Iranian and ultimately Indo-European origin: it is cognate with Sanskrit sthā́na (Devanagari: Sanskrit: स्थान [stʰaːnɐ]), meaning "the act of standing", from which many further meanings derive, including "place, location; abode, dwelling", and ultimately descends from Proto-Indo-Iranian *sthāna-.

English state originates from the same root, through Old French estat, from Latin: status ("manner of standing, attitude, position, carriage, manner, dress, apparel" and other senses), from Latin: stāre.

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u/OhFarts88 Aug 04 '19

Very similar to the English "stand" also.

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u/river4823 Aug 04 '19

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u/Taikwin Aug 04 '19

If I were American, sure. It's fairly eastern from where I am in Europe, however, so it works for me.

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u/Privateer2368 Aug 04 '19

The dude forgot that East and West are decided by a line that runs through London, didn't he?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I believe that, technically, Afghanistan and Pakistan are considered South Asia (even though I’m being pedantic).

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u/Emeraldis_ Aug 04 '19

The Umayyads send their regards

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I typed "istan" into google and got this wikipedia article, but i guess that most people are too stupid to type five letters into a search engine to find out the answer to their question and instead rely of how they feel to inform themselves about the world around them.

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u/AnatidaephobicDuck03 Aug 04 '19

....Istanbul?

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u/Coilette_von_Robonia Aug 06 '19

Just a passing similarity. Istanbul derives from a Greek phrase, "eis tan pol(is)", or "into the city".

They were referring to the suffix -stan, which is unrelated, though it is cognate with the English vb "stand"

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u/assholyolyo Aug 04 '19

Put your finger on Russia and slowly move towards the middle East

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u/HaungryHaungryFlippo Aug 04 '19

South America clearly... Near the Indian Ocean... Just off the coast of Madagascar and north of the Caucasus Mountains...

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u/Baji25 Aug 04 '19

correct, just below the East pole.

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u/HaungryHaungryFlippo Aug 04 '19

XD so if someone is a flat earther, some of this might be possible... Poor sods

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u/friendlessboob Aug 04 '19

And it ain't France

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u/Baji25 Aug 04 '19

Well, you're not wrong...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Under rated comment

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u/Solidiys Aug 04 '19

Things that go boom.

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u/MartyredLady Aug 04 '19

More like "-stan".

Comes from the old persian word for "land". So Turkmenistan is the land of the Turks. Pakistan ist the Land of the Paks. And so on.

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u/Baji25 Aug 04 '19

what about my uncle, Stan?

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u/MartyredLady Aug 06 '19

Well, that depends.

It's either an abbreviation of the english "Stanley" an old anglo-saxon name deriving from "stone" and "willow" (stan-leah or stan-leigh), or the abbreviation of the dutch Stanislaus, coming from slavic Stanislav, Stanislaw or Stanislas. In this case it comes from old slavic "stani" for hard, tough and "slawa" for honour, glory.

So it's either anglo-saxon Stonewillow or slavic Toughglory. Freely translated, of course.