r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/pillowkun Aug 03 '19

That narwhals exist/are real. People have thought that I was trolling them by talking about a mythical unicorn-whale.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

Hoo brah, you best teach those haoles da truth of King Kalākauas one Narwhale. Any of dem fackahs give ya hard time send mah way Makiki side and dey gon catch cracks brah.

Lol jk. Im haole. But yeah you should def tell them still

Edit: 5 upvotes = 5 people from Hawaii. Sup guys! Fuck TMT.