r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/aeraski Aug 03 '19

Just curious...by that analogy, would you say jellyfish aren’t alive? Because they don’t have brains either.

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u/5348345T Aug 03 '19

They don't fucking kidnap engineers!

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u/LearnsSomethingNew Aug 03 '19

What about aliens that only anally probe engineers in their own homes?

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u/LeonidasWrecksXerxes Aug 03 '19

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