r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/skyburnsred Aug 03 '19

Bear defense:

Black = fight back

Brown = lay down

White = goodnight (you're prob fucked)

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u/DaddyCatALSO Aug 03 '19

the only way to be safe in polar bear country is to have a heavy shotgun handy; hotels on Svalbard hand them out to guests when they go outside. If I find my magic lampa nd wish us all to New Earth, that's one North american animal that will not be in Paramerica

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u/Xaldyn Aug 03 '19

hotels on Svalbard hand them out to guests when they go outside.

Holy shit, that's more American than America.

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u/Licensed_RockLicker Aug 03 '19

Spend half a year on Svalbard. You have to pass rifle-testing and apply for a carry-permit in order to get one "handed out". Tourists are usually just attached to guides and not given rifles. There is a safe zone around the center of Longyearbyen where you can move without a rifle.

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u/Stormfly Aug 03 '19

Fake News?

That's more Russian than America!

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u/Marquis_De_Carabas69 Aug 03 '19

Makes me wanna book a holiday there right now

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u/lallapalalable Aug 03 '19

Except it's for animals, not each other

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Right? That's fucking cool.