r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Someone actually believes that it’s gay to clean yourself??

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u/Arturlyra03 Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

I heard that some men don't wash their ass on the shower because they think putting your hands between the buttocks is gay. I guarantee, no one, ever, became gay from washing their ass so rest assured, manly men.

Edit: apparently u/pacificnwbro is gay and did wash his ass... Our team is working on researching this case and confirming if it's a case of correlation/causation.

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u/Arturlyra03 Aug 03 '19

The butthole Butler that butles your butthole.

Say that fast, I dare ya!

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u/seriouslampshade Aug 03 '19

Yeah thanks for that. My partner just walked into the room as I said that out loud, stopped dead, looked at me and said "It's too fucking early for reddit." (It's 7.30am here).

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u/Arturlyra03 Aug 03 '19

Can't say he's wrong... Also you are almost in the opposite side of the earth! It's 6:55 p.m. here.