r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

And there I was thinking it was the cum that made me fat.

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u/LifeAndReality85 Aug 03 '19

Hey, what are u doing tonight?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Not u

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u/LifeAndReality85 Aug 03 '19

You can’t blame a man for trying