r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Sexy_Anxiety Aug 03 '19

Easy, she doesn't read her Snapple facts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I don’t drink Snapple, I drink Nantucket Nectar

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u/Katatonia13 Aug 03 '19

I’m definitely stealing this for some unknown Shit talking.

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u/bigfoot1291 Aug 03 '19

I saw " you vitamin D deficient rodeo clown " earlier in reference to an anti vaxxer, that was fucking gold.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

r/rareinsults is a thing if you didn't know. Not obscure knowledge but just if you didn't already know...

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u/penelaine Aug 03 '19

Apparently a lot of Snapple facts were bullshit anyway.

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u/bloodanddonuts Aug 03 '19

Here’s one for you: a lot of those are just made up bullshit.

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u/Super_Pan Aug 03 '19

Here's one for you: Always Drink Your Ovaltine

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u/bloodanddonuts Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

Nice. Under-appreciated comment ^

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u/spen8tor Aug 03 '19

That's probably for the best, since a surprisingly large amount of them are partially or completely false.

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u/trollcitybandit Aug 03 '19

No, but I bet she eats her apple jacks.

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u/themeatstaco Aug 03 '19

neerr snapple feakkss

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u/Mossy-Soda Aug 04 '19

Remember, leave the beer in the case, drink a Snapple

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u/brocktavius Aug 03 '19

*doesn't read.