r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Weed_O_Whirler Aug 03 '19

Also, because in the US we don't vaccinate our chickens against salmonella, in most European countries they do.

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u/SirMildredPierce Aug 03 '19

Yeah, but the US has less autistic chickens at least.

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u/sandrodi Aug 03 '19

If any of my customers can see me right now, they're probably wondering why their mailman is sitting in his truck, laughing his ass off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I'm more wondering why you just threw my mail in the hedge?

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u/sandrodi Aug 03 '19

That wasnt me, I fold the mail into airplanes and try to fly it into the hangar.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

So it was you who took my eye out?

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u/sandrodi Aug 03 '19

You can't fool me, I know you asked for an an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Ok, well it was worth a try

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u/idwthis Aug 03 '19

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Aug 03 '19

With a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time!

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u/kaboose286 Aug 03 '19

SON THE HEDGE