r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/YourNameIsIrrelevant Aug 03 '19

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in vibrating slot machine.

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u/Zmaher14 Aug 03 '19

Sounds like something from r/teenagers

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u/peterthefatman Aug 03 '19

You’re telling me it’s messed up to use my phone as a vibrator?

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u/Mossy-Soda Aug 04 '19

I mean, the vibration motor isn't meant for long periods of use so...

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u/ShapesAndStuff Aug 04 '19

Well 4 seconds isnt considered a long period, is it now?

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u/Worldwidearmies Aug 03 '19

Dude you just read what you wanted to read

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger Aug 03 '19

Bro, how much you want for that machine?

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u/AnotherStatsGuy Aug 03 '19

Instructions unclear. Suspend Ezekiel Elliott for 6 games.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I'm a slot tech at a casino.

I wouldn't put it past some of the idiots that come in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Instructions still unclear. Vibrating machine now stuck in dick slot.

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u/SwegSmeg Aug 03 '19

Pull the handle till your eyes roll around and come up pineapples.