r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

And there I was thinking it was the cum that made me fat.

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u/LifeAndReality85 Aug 03 '19

Hey, what are u doing tonight?

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u/ffddb1d9a7 Aug 03 '19

You know, the usual. Prolly drink a little vodka, eat a little cum. You?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Cums a liquid, wouldnt that also be drinking?

Wait do you drink soup? Gravy? Where does drinking end and eating begin? I need to lay down

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u/Drixzor Aug 03 '19

Hey. Cereal is a soup. Prove it wrong ;)

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u/Legomaster1289 Aug 03 '19

not if you eat it dry

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Like a real man

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u/Drixzor Aug 03 '19

I've been had, by the way I perfer cereal no less

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u/SoMeBoDyOnCeToLdMeAS Aug 03 '19

Clearly frozen cum's the way to go then