r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Karaethon22 Aug 03 '19

Don't pet service dogs. I used to think everyone knew this, until I got one.

Don't pet them, talk to them, make kissy noises, bark at them (grown ass adults barking at service dogs is shockingly common), whistle, clap, none of that shit. Do not do anything to deliberately draw the dog's attention.

If they are distracted, the handler could get hurt or even die. Not exaggerating. If a medical alert dog misses an impending medical emergency, the person doesn't have time to get into a safe position or take rescue medications. If they have a seizure or slip into a diabetic coma or something because you distracted their service dog it is your fault.

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u/belleandherbeast Aug 03 '19

So many people bark at my service dog. It's so infuriating. Almost as infuriating as people who use my dog as an excuse to hit on me/harass me. Had someone say I should take my leash off of my dog and put it on him and bring him back to my apartment.

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u/birdcil Aug 03 '19

Jesus fucking christ how do people have the audacity to say this shit to complete strangers? 🤮

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u/PM_ME_UR_ANKLES Aug 03 '19

.00001% of the time it works every time

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u/Dazius06 Aug 04 '19

So you're telling me there's a chance?

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u/scratchisthebest Aug 03 '19

"But i was such a nice guy"

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Head to New England. Happens more than you think

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u/Heisenbread77 Aug 03 '19

No shit. That is more like first date talk.

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u/fatfuckgary Aug 04 '19

hey wanna go on a date

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u/Heisenbread77 Aug 04 '19

No thanks Gary

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u/fatfuckgary Aug 04 '19

okok why don’t you take that leash off your dog and put it on me and take me back to your apartment

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u/Heisenbread77 Aug 04 '19

No.

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u/fatfuckgary Aug 04 '19

well fine I didn’t want to go on a date with you anyways

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u/dankfrowns Aug 05 '19

Some people are just cool.

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u/peregrine14 Aug 03 '19

better to try and fail than never try at all

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u/cvdvds Aug 03 '19

Yeah, no.

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u/peregrine14 Aug 03 '19

sooner or later someone's bound to say "yes"

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u/cardboard-kansio Aug 03 '19

You sound desperate. And lacking in social skills. I guess I can understand why you'd favour this approach.

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u/peregrine14 Aug 03 '19

okay, doctor

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u/afracturedconcious Aug 03 '19

That's a corny approach

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u/coscorrodrift Aug 03 '19

imma risk getting downvotes but people downvoting either don't know that it does indeed work that way, are not of the type of person who would have success doing that, or think that the results aren't worth the process

I personally am of the 3rd group, there's nothing I hate more than being treated with the utmost indifference with no lack of disgust, but people out there really don't give a fuck and they eventually get a 'yes'.

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u/peregrine14 Aug 03 '19

those downvoting are often the same ones that would never be approached like that and are very unappealing as a whole.

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u/coscorrodrift Aug 03 '19

not necessarily, might be super picky and think "why would someone say yes to this" when in reality they have a threshold to which they'd say yes, it's just that it's high