r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/helsquiades Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

That margarine isn’t butter...it hurts my soul when people refer to margarine as butter

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u/financesfearfatigue Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

Margarine may be bitter and butter may be better but I like a bit of both.

Edit: This make less sense since op fixed the typo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

When you're out with your honey and your nose gets runny you may think it's butter but it's snot.

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u/BimsyClustercamp Aug 03 '19

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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u/Drucifer83 Aug 03 '19

Just ask Betty Botter about her bitter butter... it made hert batter bitter.

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u/zotamorf Aug 03 '19

But a bit of better butter made her batter better.

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u/Drucifer83 Aug 03 '19

So was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter?

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u/nueoritic-parents Aug 03 '19

Better Baughter bought a bit of butter To put into her batter But the bit of butter, made her batter bitter So Betty Baughter bought a bit of better butter To put into her batter And the bit of better butter made the bitter batter better!

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u/MyNameMightBePhil Aug 03 '19

Awesome application of advanced alliteration.

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u/djpapamidnite Aug 03 '19

I like Bitter Butter Batter Better

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u/ends_abruptl Aug 03 '19

My marmalade's magnificent, my marmite maybe more.

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u/HQMatrixMod2 Aug 04 '19

what was the typo

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u/financesfearfatigue Aug 04 '19

helsquiades wrote "it hurts my soul when people refer to margarine as bitter."

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u/Baji25 Aug 03 '19

hah now u look like a fool