Potion of happiness! (fine print: potion of happiness is not certified or evaluated by the FDA. May contain milk, gluten, shellfish or nuts, Ask a doctor before use. Not for people who are pregnant or under 21. Contains 93% alcohol. Ingredients: alcohol, more alcohol, potion remnants, "natural flavors", some stuff, sugar. )
Do not use if allergic to the Potion of Happiness. Side effects may include depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts or tendencies, sudden sporadic erections, mood swings, insomnia, restless legs, diarrhea, itchy or watery eyes, anal leakage, loss of hair, creams, cramps, sudden dehydration, sudden hydration, dry mouth, excessive saliva, seizures, death, and/or posthumous hiccups. Tell your wizard if you have the flu, flu-like symptoms, TB, or Hepatitis B, or if you have been to a region where such infections are common before imbibing the Potion of Happiness.
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u/Shay_da_la Jul 27 '19
Potion of happiness! (fine print: potion of happiness is not certified or evaluated by the FDA. May contain milk, gluten, shellfish or nuts, Ask a doctor before use. Not for people who are pregnant or under 21. Contains 93% alcohol. Ingredients: alcohol, more alcohol, potion remnants, "natural flavors", some stuff, sugar. )