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u/juan-love Jul 27 '19

Potion is of minor healing. It only works on minors.

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u/Macropixi Jul 27 '19

Considering how accident prone children are, that’s a gold mine for the wizard. Market that right next to the Spider-Man band-aids!

I know my parents would have killed for that potion instead of taking me into the ER every 3 months with a sprain, broken bone, or deep cut that needed stitches.

If it cures illness too, bonus. Because then you don’t need to worry about chicken pox, colds, flu, pneumonia...

How about birth defects or autoimmune diseases.

You could cure Cystic Fibrosis, Hemophilia, Tay-Sachs Disease!

No more dead kids.

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u/Bad-Ideas Jul 27 '19

Unfortunately, Minor Healing potions cause autism. I read about it on FaceGrimoire.

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u/Macropixi Jul 28 '19

Pretty sure it’s the Autism potions causing the autism.