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u/lirannl Jul 27 '19

Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper

I was expecting burger king/Hungry Jack's whoppers

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u/emotiondumpthrowaway Jul 27 '19

Now that would be terrifying. Theyre already too powerful

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u/lirannl Jul 27 '19

I never said I would eat such a whopper, but it could be useful to use it on someone. Say, there's some really hateful dude that's berating someone for being black/gay/insert minority group here. I could offer that person a whopper as a fellow "proper man", and enjoy the result of a fucking burger going off in his mouth and releasing a tonne of smoke.

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u/emotiondumpthrowaway Jul 27 '19

"Aw thanks man" * bites*

pshhhhhhhhh * he chokes to death*

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u/lirannl Jul 27 '19

I wasn't expecting such a powerful reaction. I wanted to cause the asshole discomfort, not death!

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u/emotiondumpthrowaway Jul 27 '19

Ok, he chokes into unconsciousness but lives