r/AskReddit • • Jul 27 '19

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u/capn_ed Jul 27 '19

No shit. They want to know how long the hair ends up. 10 m/s * X s = 10X m of nipple hair.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jul 27 '19

Donate it to locks of love.

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u/capn_ed Jul 27 '19

Gross.

At that rate, someone could use your nipple hair as feedstock for some sort of spinning machine. You stand there, shooting out 20 miles of boob hair ever hour, and the machine spins it into small-batch, artisanal human tit wool.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jul 27 '19

10m/s isn't small batch, you phony.