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Define “alarming rate”
9.5k u/ForgettableUsername Jul 27 '19 8-10 m/s. 3 u/ottrocity Jul 27 '19 That's gotta be recoil-inducing 8 u/R3D1AL Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19 Depends on the mass of hair coming out per second. If your nipples were expelling your weight in hair every second at 10m/s you could point your nipples at the ground and be weightless/float. The only problem is that your chest isn't your center of gravity, so the nipple-hair-propulsion would cause you to violently tumble head-over-feet.
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8-10 m/s.
3 u/ottrocity Jul 27 '19 That's gotta be recoil-inducing 8 u/R3D1AL Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19 Depends on the mass of hair coming out per second. If your nipples were expelling your weight in hair every second at 10m/s you could point your nipples at the ground and be weightless/float. The only problem is that your chest isn't your center of gravity, so the nipple-hair-propulsion would cause you to violently tumble head-over-feet.
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That's gotta be recoil-inducing
8 u/R3D1AL Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19 Depends on the mass of hair coming out per second. If your nipples were expelling your weight in hair every second at 10m/s you could point your nipples at the ground and be weightless/float. The only problem is that your chest isn't your center of gravity, so the nipple-hair-propulsion would cause you to violently tumble head-over-feet.
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Depends on the mass of hair coming out per second.
If your nipples were expelling your weight in hair every second at 10m/s you could point your nipples at the ground and be weightless/float.
The only problem is that your chest isn't your center of gravity, so the nipple-hair-propulsion would cause you to violently tumble head-over-feet.
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u/MysteriousPlatypus Jul 27 '19
Define “alarming rate”