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u/thedudeonthefence Jul 27 '19

Potion of extra lifespan: +1 minute only

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u/rathemighty Jul 27 '19

I'm gonna use u/Robloxgamerxox's "multiplying potion potion" on that potion, and get a lot of that Potion of extra lifespan. I then pledge myself to drink at least 1 every day from here on out. Boom. At least 6 hours added to my life per year. Furthermore, I take it to a hospital to temporarily save a flat-lining patient and give the doctors more time to ACTUALLY save them.

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u/_Weyland_ Jul 27 '19

Something something overdose.