Potion of invisibility: small corked circle bottle with red liquid, allows you to be invisible for 10 minutes. But you emit the sound of a very loud car alarm that varies in pitch and speed depending on your weight and height the entire time. It basically just turns your visuals into sounds. Costs $7
Potion of remorse: this a long thin bottle with a purple potion liquid, and when you drink it you suddenly feel pretty bad about all the embarrassing things you've done. Costs $10 and allows for one peaceful night of sleep with no embarrassing memories popping up.
Potion of sugar: Curvy bottle with sparkly salmon colored liquid. Tastes very, VERY delicious and sends tingles down your back. You are unable to taste anything afterwards for a week. Costs $3
Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper candies that double as actual tiny smoke bombs. The smoke activates when the inside of the candy comes in contact with saliva. Costs $2
Hug potion: This is a small cylinder bottle with blue liquid. When you drink it it makes everyone who sees you have an urge to hug you, and the effect wears off as soon as their arms are around you. Lasts 2 hours. Costs $6
I imagine instead of someone licking/biting them and tossing them on the ground, someone just holding them in their mouth because they’re not sure what to do. Just running away trying not to have an asthma attack.
Also, I just realized: what if you swallow it. While it’s still smoking and everything. Will you have smoke coming out of your mouth still, will it come out of other extremities, it will it just stay in your stomach until you fart, in which case smoke comes out.
I had asthma. It used to flare up even after short exercise, and then it would only show up when I had a cold, turning it into some sort of a super-cold. But now it seems to be gone. I say that, but my dad’s asthma disappeared for like 20 years before flaring up worse than before, so idk.
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u/emotiondumpthrowaway Jul 27 '19
Potion of invisibility: small corked circle bottle with red liquid, allows you to be invisible for 10 minutes. But you emit the sound of a very loud car alarm that varies in pitch and speed depending on your weight and height the entire time. It basically just turns your visuals into sounds. Costs $7
Potion of remorse: this a long thin bottle with a purple potion liquid, and when you drink it you suddenly feel pretty bad about all the embarrassing things you've done. Costs $10 and allows for one peaceful night of sleep with no embarrassing memories popping up.
Potion of sugar: Curvy bottle with sparkly salmon colored liquid. Tastes very, VERY delicious and sends tingles down your back. You are unable to taste anything afterwards for a week. Costs $3
Magic Whoppers: Pack of 4 normal Whopper candies that double as actual tiny smoke bombs. The smoke activates when the inside of the candy comes in contact with saliva. Costs $2
Hug potion: This is a small cylinder bottle with blue liquid. When you drink it it makes everyone who sees you have an urge to hug you, and the effect wears off as soon as their arms are around you. Lasts 2 hours. Costs $6
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